Archive for ◊ 2007 ◊

19 Dec 2007 When you care enough to send the very best, but try to use your own words.
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I started working at Hallmark about a month ago now.  Today I probably got the weirdest request I’ve ever seen. Anywhere!  A guy wanted a letter typed onto a vellum overlay card for his…well, ex-girlfriend I’d guess.  The story I got is that he’s going overseas for the military, and wanted to give this. The spelling has been corrected, but the wording is verbatim! Check this out:

    Carol,

    I don’t know where to begin.

    I’ve been thinking so much about you and us, about all these things.

    If there’s one thing I believe, just one thing that I believe in this world, it’s that we may have only one chance to meet, to find, and to be with one special person.

    And if you’re ever lucky enough to find that person, then I believe no matter what, you have to care enough to hold that person, to keep them, and never let them go. Because you may only get one chance!

    I found that person! I know that, more than I’ve ever known or felt anything.

    I had that chance! I was careless and foolish and much more. I didn’t hold you or keep you where you should have been. Now you’ve let go.

    Carol, if I could just ask you one thing?

    Forgiveness

Yeah. So anyway, I had to type that onto a card. I think that some people don’t understand that just because it comes from Hallmark, doesn’t mean it will fix anything. This probably would have gone over better if he had purchased a nice card and wrote it on the inside. There’s your sign.

17 Dec 2007 Christmas Letter – 2007
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The latest edition of the Helfinstine Junior Journal is now online! Hot off the presses!

Helfinstine Junior Journal – 2007 (pdf)
Thumbnail of HJJ 2007

21 Nov 2007 House – You Don’t Want To Know
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Well, I’ve not seen it yet, but House has it wrong. On the episode “You Don’t Want To Know” broadcast November 20, 2007, a patient has an unexplained illness that the team is trying to discover. Go figure. The patient was transfused with type AB blood (pos or neg doesn’t matter in this instance). They first thought it was some sort of bacterial contamination (Pseudomonas, which can’t survive refrigerator temperatures). House plays the guinea pig and is transfused with a unit from the same donor (how they would have received more than one unit from the same donor is beyond me. Not impossible, but not probable). He has a febrile reaction to the transfused, so they assume that the bacterial infection is the cause (Yesenia entercolictica is more likely). House dismisses his reaction as just a mild transfusion reaction, someone drugs him, etc, etc. Anyways. It is found out later that the patient is actually type A blood, not type AB. Transfusing him with type AB blood would cause a serious transfusion reaction (DIC, renal failure, etc) as did happen in this patient. BUT then they start explaining blood groups and how they work. Here are a few things they say about the blood grouping and typing and what is wrong with these statements:

  • Statement: The patient’s blood was not typed before being transfused
    Truth: FALSE -the blood bank performs typing on all patients before transfusion to ensure that they are receiving the correct type of blood.
  • Statement: The patient’s blood is only tested for antibodies
    Truth: FALSE – a type and screen involves typing the blood’s antigens and testing for antibodies, including unexpected antibodies (forward – antigens, and reverse – antibodies). So I guess, YES, he was tested for antibodies, but there would have been a discrepancy in the forward/reverse typing.
    Group/Patient Forward (Antigen) Reverse (Antibodies)
    A B A1 cells B cells
    A + - - +
    B - + + -
    AB + + - -
    O - - + +
    Patient 1 + + - +
    Patient 2 + - + +

    The forward typing tests for the antigens present on the red cells. In a group A individual, the A is positive. The reverse testing tests for antibodies. In a group a individual, group B antibodies are made. A group AB individual has no antibodies, and a group O individual has both A and B antibodies.

    In patient 1 , the patient forward types as a group AB and reverses as group A. This is known as “Acquired B” and can be caused by certain bacteria present in the patient. In patient 2 (Pt2), the patient forward types as group A and reverses as group O. Patient 2 seems to be the likely scenario that is explained in House (if they have their antibodies/antigens mixed up), because the patient has an antibody to a blood group he doesn’t have. If there was a discrepancy, and it was an emergency, then they would have transfused him with type O neg blood (no antigens, so no problems).

    I am unsure that house was talking about when he talks about antibodies and antigens, but he has it wrong. Now, Patient 2 scenario also makes sense if the person were group A2, not A1. Most group A people are group A1. They have both group A1 and A on their RBCs. Group A2 people only have group A on their cells and, if presented with group A1 blood previously, could make anti-A1, thus reacting with the A1 cells and causing an apparent discrepancy in the typing. Retyping with A2 cells would then show a group A2 individual.

  • Statement: House talks about his ‘natural antibody type A’ and the one extra ‘type B antibody’ he makes
    Truth: If he made type A antibody, he would be group B (A ab –> B ag). If he made both, he’d be a group O. If he made neither, he’d be group AB. Here, House is likely talking about the Antigens (ag) on the RBCs, not the Antibodies (ab), which makes him likely an acquired B if he reverse typed as group A.

House and his colleagues make some other comments about only testing for antibodies you make, not the type of blood. This is not true. The body could be making the extra antibody because of type A2 blood, not an autoimmune disorder as House explains it away as. Anyways. I am in blood banking this week, so I have blood banking on the brain and this story bothered me. Are the writers getting stupid? I’ve never seen this glaring of an error on House before. A little stretched truth, yes, but no errors. This is more of a CSI level mistake. That’s enough for now.

15 Nov 2007 My 15 Minutes
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I got my 15 minutes of fame at Children’s on Tuesday. A camera crew came in to film ‘general lab stuff’, and I was performing some of it, so they filmed me. The video is from Myfoxtwincities.com and aired on November 13th. There are four spots where you can see me:
-My hands pipetting
-My lab coat and Children’s logo
-Me moving something from the centrifuge to a test tube rack
-Me going to the tube system to pick up a sample for processing.
Oh yeah, the story is really cool too.

03 Nov 2007 Positionality
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Well, I guess I haven’t written in a while about…anything. I was offered a position when I am done with my clinical training in January, which is cool. They said that they would leave one open for me if I wanted it. I know it’s not going to be on days, at least not right now, but they really want me to stay (so far) so perhaps one will open. They always tell me I’m doing a great job, which is really nice to hear. Some actual feedback!
One thing I haven’t heard from in a while is school. I’ll usually get an email reply from my clinical coordinator when I send her an email, but I’ve never heard from my other instructors outside of that. Weird.
Gap is beginning to wear on me again. All the managers are leaving/have left and I don’t really care for the one(s) who remain. I guess I just have to make it until the end of the year, and through part of January…then I’m done.

28 Oct 2007 student teaching
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Tomorrow I start my second week of fulltime teaching. I’ll be teaching fulltime until Thanksgiving break, then giving subjects/areas back to my cooperating teacher. I can’t believe it’s almost November already! So far, student teaching’s been good. We finished up conferences last week–those were interesting. Some parents need to be…um, just different from how they are, I guess.
In other news, we’ve moved back to our real store. It’s remodeled and huge. I got to create marketing heaven in the backroom, but it didn’t take long for it to get overrun with other stuff, like in�the old store!

01 Oct 2007 Yeah October 1st!
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October 1st has come to Minnesota, and with it, a ban on smoking in restaurants! Now I can go to Boston’s with friends after work and not smell like an ashtray! w00t w00t! Thanks MN government!