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29 Jan 2012 David’s History of Mobile Phones

I have seen posts on different forums and other places where people recount their history with mobile phones. I decided to take that journey today and found it difficult to find some of the more obscure phones that I owned. I have found model numbers and pictures for every phone I have owned.

1998-1999 – Motorola M3288 – Aerial/Voicestream

This was a tough one to find. If you search for “aerial” and “phone” together with anything else, you get a lot of hits for antennas. Not very helpful. Luckilly, I found Golden Phones that claims to have the largest directory of phones. I got this phone when I was a senior in High School. I can’t remember if I got it before or after Christmas. I talked my parents into getting it because Aerial had no contract, and it had the cheapest phone plan at $19.99 a month for 100 minutes, or something ridiculous like that. Also, I told them I would use it for safety, and I could take it to college. I remember going to youth group and forgetting my phone once. There was a horrible accident involving a wrong-way driver just before my exit in Rochester, and my mom couldn’t get a hold of my sister and me, so she was a bit worried.

1999-2000 – Nokia 5100 – Aerial/Voicestream

I purchased the 5100 series Nokia phone sometime during my freshman year of college. I remember using one of my roommate’s discount at Office Max or Depot or one of those places. Again, another plus of Aerial was that you could buy a phone anytime, because you had no contract. Of course, that made the phones relatively expensive compared to other companies because there was no on-contract pricing. This phone was great. There are some great memes right now about how strong this phone and others like it were. You could throw this thing against your house and the house would break, not the phone. Whereas, new phones, like the iPhone, break apart just by looking at them. This was the first phone I had with SMS…back when it was free.

2000-2001 – Ericsson R280LX – AT&T

This was the first phone I had with “Internet” on it. I wouldn’t really call it that. It had news in text form, that was it. You could also make ringtones on the phone, something you couldn’t with other phones. One thing it didn’t have was SMS.

2001-2003 – LG TM510 – Verizon

This was another tough one to find. Reason being, it is before the common naming that all LG Verizon phones have now, with models starting with a VX. This was another workhorse. I loved this phone. It had analog mode, something my other phones didn’t. Problem was, Verizon’s digital network would go down sometimes, and I’d get stuck in analog overnight. Analog uses way more power than digital, kind of like 4G uses way more than 3G, so my phone would be dead in a matter of hours, instead of days (yeah, standby used to last that long back in the day).

2003-2004 – Nokia 3650 – T-Mobile

You can see I switched companies around a lot. That’s because you used to not be able to get a new phone with your current company without paying an arm and a leg. That changed about the time I got this phone. I got this phone because it had a camera, and was one of the most powerful phones of the time. It had some great features, and even removable memory (16MB SD). This phone was not as strong as the 5100 was. I remember about a year after I got it, if you touched it or set it down hard enough, it would knock the battery out of place, and would reset. T-Mobile replaced it under warranty. I still have this one somewhere.

2004-2005 – Motorola A630 – T-Mobile

The warranty replacement for my Nokia still couldn’t hack it. There were so many problems with the phone, I eventually went to buy another one. I was still on contract, but apparently T-Mobile now let their customers get a discounted phone after a certain amount of time. This was the first time I remember that. I was still more expensive than being a new customer, but it came with a bluetooth headset, and was one of the best they sold at the time. I picked this one because of the keyboard, and bluetooth. I had just started dating Sarah, so we texted and I talked to her with the headset, because I couldn’t get a good signal in my parent’s basement, where I was living at the time. I think this was the first phone I could use USB to my computer with to add ringtones. Since the Nokia had an SD card, I could just pull that out to add ringtones.

2005-2007 – LG VX8100 – Verizon

Right before we got married, I switched to Verizon so we could have a family plan. It was way cheaper than having two separate plans with separate companies. Another good phone. This one was the first one I had with what is now “3G” on it. I didn’t pay for it though, so it really just used my battery. I remember this as the first phone I tried to update myself…not a good idea. I bricked my phone. Luckily, this was before people were really doing stuff like that, so Verizon just replaced it. This one could also be connected with USB to a computer, and I could download ringtones to it using a great piece of software called BitPim. I could sync my contacts, pictures, and tons of other stuff. Eventually, this phone was given as a hand-me-down to Sarah’s brother Timothy. I believe this phone actually made it to Germany…

2007-2009 – Motorola KRZR K1M – Verizon

The original Motorola RAZR and family of phones (RIZR, KRZR) were great, slim phones. I wouldn’t really call this an “upgrade” from the VX8100 though, and I often wished I had kept that phone. Verizon decided to put the same BREW interface on ALL of their phones. It was ugly, and annoying. I guess it made for a similar user experience over different phones, but each phone had different features. The VX8100 had a tip calculator that I used all the time, while this one didn’t, even though the software looked the same. The battery was also an issue. I don’t remember having issues with other phone’s batteries, but this one was replaced twice.

2009 – BlackBerry Storm – Verizon

My first smartphone, if you could call it that. This was during BlackBerry’s huge takeoff. Verizon had a BOGO on BlackBerry’s. Sarah was due for an upgrade, so we went in. Unfortunately, we both needed to be eligible. I think I used one of her brother’s upgrades (Timothy’s while he was out of the country?). I loved this phone at first. The power I could wield from my hand was immense. This all changed when I realized what a mess this phone was. It took a few months, but eventually it just didn’t work the way it should anymore. Email was about all it was good for. And the Garmin app I bought for $80 was also pretty good. It pretty much stops there though.

2009-2011 – Motorola Droid – Verizon

Since I didn’t use my upgrade to buy the Storm, I was able to use it to buy the OG Droid. This was a great phone when it first came out, but was quickly eclipsed by other phones only a month or two after its arrival. Of course, now that I was on my own upgrade schedule, I had to abide by it, or pay ridiculous amounts of money to upgrade. I loved the phone for the first year, but by the second, I was already looking for my next one. It really wasn’t good for anything except email. Even then, it wouldn’t work sometimes. Twitter? Forget about it. Facebook? If I could get it to load, it might work for a minute or two. It’s anemic RAM and processor were just no match for newer models. It was a great phone to hack. I still have it, and it still works on WiFi. What for, I’m not sure, yet.

2011-present – Motorola Droid RAZR – Verizon

Verizon really had a weak release schedule in 2011. There were really no contenders that came out in the first half of the year, followed by a ton of phones that replicated each other. I was really waiting for the Galaxy Nexus, but I couldn’t wait. When they set a release date for this phone (11.11.11), I pre-ordered it so I could pick it up on release day. It has the same specs as the GNex, plus removable storage. The battery is the first to be non-removable besides the iPhone. It has it’s moments, but I’ve got it set to my liking now. The battery can last all day, as long as I switch to WiFi or stay on 3G. If I use 4G, it will be dead by afternoon. 4G just sucks that much power. I’m please with my purchase, and it should be able to last me until July/August 2013 when I can buy whatever the latest and greatest phone is.

22 Jan 2012 Just Say No…

… To Unions.

A guy from SEIU came to the door this evening claiming to be from the hospital. Sarah woke me up from a nap, and I went to see who it was. A soon as I answered he announced where he was from. I cut him of right there and said that I was not interested in joining a union, and closed the door on him mid sentence. I guess he made the rounds today, because he visited a friend of mine after leaving here. She got his card, but basically told him the same thing.

Sad union organizer walling back to his car (Eric Salminen)

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My question is: where did he get my address? It’s not like it’s hidden or anything, but I didn’t give it to him. It’s not public at work. So how did he get it?

Which brings me to what I’m really posting about. The lab is a meritocracy. Without merit, we have nothing. I hear and see how others in unions perform their jobs, doing the bare minimum to get by. And why not? If your job security and wages are not based on what you do, who cares if you don’t go out of your way. Your boss won’t look at you for a promotion, you won’t get any bonuses, so why try harder?

I have made it clear in past posts that I’m Republican. As a Republican, I don’t believe in unions, not that they necessarily go hand in hand. I think they had their place in history and have their place in developing countries, but not in a professional setting.

Would I feel that the union were totally bad if Minnesota were a “right to work” state? Probably not. Unfortunately, since it’s not, if a union were voted into the lab, I would have no choice but to become a member. Unwillingly, of course.

I’m not willing to give up my rights as a solitary employee to become a small part of some communist collective I had no real choice in joining

So I guess what I’m trying to say here is: SEIU — LEAVE ME AND MY WORK ALONE!

Now back to your regularly scheduled pictures of Abby.

Abby under the Christmas tree

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19 Dec 2011 Helfinstine Junior Journal: 2011 Christmas Letter.

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For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.  And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.  And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Luke 2:11-14 (KJV)

What a year 2011 has been!  We started out the year with a bang (or a burst…??!) with Abigail Grace Helfinstine making an early appearance on January 20.  Arriving two and a half weeks earlier than anticipated, I was very glad she hadn’t come a few days earlier, when we were stuck at the Monticello McDonalds after my car decided to die on the way back from a weekend in Fargo.

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After spending two months at home (can I just say, I love maternity leave?  When else can you get paid to sit on the couch, eat M&Ms, watch Criminal Minds marathons, and snuggle with a brand new bay), I went back to work at Aerie, where I put in my two-week notice.

Oh yeah, on maternity leave, I also applied for, went through the interview process, and was hired at Wells Fargo.

While David and I are at work, Abby goes to school at a nearby daycare.  The teachers there love her, and she has a lot of fun watching the bigger kids, eating lots of food, and playing with her friends.

Bones, our now two-year-old Lab-Welsh Corgi, is doing very well adapting to life with Baby.  She (Bones) is glad at she doesn’t have to sleep in a cage like the baby, and has recently discovered that she is apt to receive snacks if she sits by the highchair.  Abby loves to pet Bones, along with crawling after her, giggling and screaming.  Bones is not quite as fond of this, but does enjoy giving Abby kisses.  Ew.

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While I have made an exciting {?} career change, David continues to work at Children’s Hospital.  He is no longer attending Argosy and is entertaining the idea of minimizing his phlebotomizing.  Interpret that as you wish.

We spent a week this summer with my family {the extended Bjerkaas clan} at the resort near Fergus Falls, where Abby got to meet lots of second cousins.  There were six children who were age two and younger there!  This summer, we also got to see Timothy, who has completed his time in the Army, for the first time in three years.  We have been attending church with David’s parents and sister Kari down in Lakeville, which we have really been enjoying.  This past weekend, we went to the Christmas Concert there, featuring the Minnesota Orchestra.  Abby absolutely loved it; she was so excited and bounced and waved to everyone.  Until she got tired and fell asleep, that is.

We hope that you all have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed New Year…
stay tuned for Abby’s 11 month update!

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08 Dec 2011 Check us out on Google Currents!
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Google Currents was released today for Android and iOS, so I updated our blog to work with this new app/service! Download the app from the Android Market or from iTunes. After installing one of these apps, point your mobile browser at http://goo.gl/g0npK or scan this QR Code.

Enjoy!

30 Jun 2011 Open Letter RE: MN Government Shutdown

Dear Republican Lawmakers and Governor Mark Dayton,

As a constituent, Minnesotan and Republican, I urge you to avoid a government shutdown at all costs. News stories of what services would suffer as well as the amount of state income and payments lost is astronomical, certainly more than any kind of tax increase on the wealthy or cuts in spending would ever hope to offset. In talking to friends on both sides of the issue, one things is abundantly clear: no one cares whether Gov. Dayton’s plan to tax the richest 2% or the Republican’s method of balancing the budget or some combination of the two is ratified. Minnesotans just simply do not care. What we do care about is that the shutdown is avoided altogether.

In the only time I will probably ever quote President Obama, in his speech on June 29th, he called on lawmakers to “overcome the ‘selfish’ norms of politics and ‘do their job’”, this in regards to the debt ceiling, but I feel it has application here. He also stated that “congress needs to be willing to ‘take on their sacred cows and do tough things’ while moving away from ‘maximalist positions’.” I urge you to DO YOUR JOB at this moment, and create a budget that works for both sides. You have had since the beginning of the year to do this. It is your job. Do not hurt Minnesotas with petty politics. Give up your sacred cow.

“Then make me truly happy by agreeing wholeheartedly with each other, loving one another, and working together with one mind and purpose. Don’t be selfish; don’t try to impress others. Be humble, thinking of others as better than yourselves. Don’t look out only for your own interests, but take an interest in others, too.” Philippians 2:2-4 (NLT)

David Helfinstine, Jr.
davidjr@helfinstine.net

(Source: http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/06/29/obama.news.conference/index.html)

24 Jun 2011 happy father’s day.
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On Sunday, we (along with lots of other people) celebrated Father’s Day.

“Happy Father’s Day, Daddy!  I am wearing a fluffy flower on my head so I look extra cute!”

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Unlike lots of other people, we also celebrated David’s birthday.

His family came over for dinner:  delicious steak, courtesy of his parents; yummy fruit salad, courtesy of Kristen’s purchasing abilities and Chad’s cutting abilities; and excellent side dishes, courtesy of Daddy/Birthday Boy.

I made a red velvet cake (with cream cheese frosting, of course), and managed to fit the correct number of candles on it (30).  Usually I just put two of one color and seven/eight/nine of another color to signify the age; however, that doesn’t really work when it ends in a zero!  Plus, this way I got to use 1.25 packages of candles.

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Check out all the smoke from the candles!

Abby wanted to stay awake for all the fun, but eating applesauce for the first time wore her out.  And turned her into an awkwardly colored alien compared to Auntie Kristen.  She has also decided in the past couple weeks that she likes her pacifier.  Huh.

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Please ignore my wacky hair, but notice the cute babies on the fridge:  Gabe & Levi.

Moral of the story:  Abby was cute; we had yummy food; David got presents; his dad also got presents.

Stay tuned for Abby’s five month update.

The end.