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15 Oct 2008 VOTE FOR AMERICA
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McCain/Palin \'08

McCain/Palin '08

<sarcasm> Who am I voting for this election? Obama of course! Why? Because I give in to peer pressure. I hear what everyone is saying, and I agree! Who could be better than Obama? I give you one chance to say one name!!! My coworkers have told me again and again when I try to have a civilized discussion about the election that my ideas and beliefs are completely wrong and I have to go with who would be best for America. I mean, I tried to say that I wasn’t voting for Obama, but it’s just so much easier to say that I am! Roe vs. who? Econo-what? I can’t wait until I have affordable healthcare, while sacrificing my paycheck, so I can’t afford my mortgage and I go broke. I have full faith in the communist….er, democratic party. Vote for Change! </sarcasm>

No really,
VOTE FOR AMERICA!!!

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15 Apr 2008 Pearls Before Swine
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“Pearls Before Swine”.
Update 11/17/09: Images removed because they are lost :-(

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15 Apr 2008 Get Fuzzy
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This is one of my favorite comics: “Get Fuzzy”.
Update 11/17/09 – Removed images because they are lost :-(

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06 Apr 2008 Alright, Frank, are you ready, Frank?
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Great clip from the Simpson’s last weekend (3.30.08). Reminds me of something Family Guy would do. Makes fun of CSI:Miami’s Horatio perfectly!

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19 Dec 2007 When you care enough to send the very best, but try to use your own words.
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I started working at Hallmark about a month ago now.  Today I probably got the weirdest request I’ve ever seen. Anywhere!  A guy wanted a letter typed onto a vellum overlay card for his…well, ex-girlfriend I’d guess.  The story I got is that he’s going overseas for the military, and wanted to give this. The spelling has been corrected, but the wording is verbatim! Check this out:

    Carol,

    I don’t know where to begin.

    I’ve been thinking so much about you and us, about all these things.

    If there’s one thing I believe, just one thing that I believe in this world, it’s that we may have only one chance to meet, to find, and to be with one special person.

    And if you’re ever lucky enough to find that person, then I believe no matter what, you have to care enough to hold that person, to keep them, and never let them go. Because you may only get one chance!

    I found that person! I know that, more than I’ve ever known or felt anything.

    I had that chance! I was careless and foolish and much more. I didn’t hold you or keep you where you should have been. Now you’ve let go.

    Carol, if I could just ask you one thing?

    Forgiveness

Yeah. So anyway, I had to type that onto a card. I think that some people don’t understand that just because it comes from Hallmark, doesn’t mean it will fix anything. This probably would have gone over better if he had purchased a nice card and wrote it on the inside. There’s your sign.

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25 Jul 2007 Lindsay Lohan is going down
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Well, after her most recent arrest, Lindsay could be going away for a while. Hopefully longer than Paris Hilton did. She was caught driving drunk, in possession of cocaine, on a suspended license. <sarcasm>I can’t believe the star of a classic like “Mean Girls” could do such a thing?</sarcasm> I guess she’ll get what she deserves. Read more about it here.


Mug shot of Lindsay

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03 Jul 2007 Jail Slop
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Jay Leno Interviews Paris Hilton – Watch more free videos

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